Dale Edward Smith was born a long time ago on the planet Xilluok in a galaxy far, far away. After offending the governing body with his rude sarcastic humor, he was subsequently ostracized from Xilluokan society and later banished from their entire galaxy and sent off in a one-way space pod that crash-landed in Fresno, California (Planet Earth) in the coldest part of winter in early 1962.  He lived there for 39 years before he finally had sense enough to "head for the hills."

He now spends most of his time offending Earthling society with his snide comments, eye-rolling, and dark humor, but fortunately there is no law against that on Earth, nor has Earth any space pods to send him elsewhere.

He is the owner of the
Yosemite Gateway Realty & Financial real estate brokerage, but still works in retail for steady income.

For self-entertainment, he pokes fun at the rest of the world, and the people in it, because it
REALLY IS a silly place and the people really are absurd amidst all of the turmoil.

When feeling extra creative and brutal, he makes web pages such as this one to make fun of his favorite geographic punching bag, Winnemucca.  This page is, of course, all tongue-in-cheek and should be taken lightly.
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